Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Scene: Dialogue from the Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi duel
OBI-WAN: Come back to the light side, worthy adversary.
ANAKIN: 'Tis but a scratch.
OBI-WAN: A scratch? Your arm's off!
ANAKIN: No, it isn't.
OBI-WAN: Well, what's that, then?
ANAKIN: I've had worse.
OBI-WAN: You liar!
ANAKIN: Come on, you pansy! (more fighting)
[OBI-WAN chops ANAKIN's other arm off]
OBI-WAN: Victory is mine! The light side has triumphed!…
ANAKIN: Hah! (kicks Obi-Wan) Come on, then.
OBI-WAN: What?
ANAKIN: Have at you! [kick]
OBI-WAN: Eh. You are indeed brave, Anakin, but the fight is mine.
ANAKIN: Oh, had enough, eh?
OBI-WAN: Look, you stupid b******d. You've got no arms left.
ANAKIN: Yes, I have.
OBI-WAN: Look!
ANAKIN: Just a flesh wound. [kick]
OBI-WAN: Look, stop that.
ANAKIN: Chicken! [kick] Chicken!
OBI-WAN: Look, I'll have your leg. [kick] Right!
[OBI-WAN chops ANAKIN's right leg off]
ANAKIN: Right. I'll do you for that!
OBI-WAN: You'll what?
ANAKIN: Come here!
OBI-WAN: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
ANAKIN: I'm invincible!
OBI-WAN: You're a looney.
ANAKIN: The dark side always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. [kick/whop]
[OBI-WAN chops ANAKIN's last leg off and pushes him into lava pit]
ANAKIN: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
OBI-WAN: Come on, Padme, let's get you to the delivery room.
ANAKIN: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You jedi b******s! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Cheers to Herman for sending this. May the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch never hit thee. 😛
