{"id":460,"date":"2005-03-13T19:51:17","date_gmt":"2005-03-14T03:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.radragon.com\/giornale\/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=254&blogId=1"},"modified":"2005-03-13T19:51:17","modified_gmt":"2005-03-14T03:51:17","slug":"exclusive-star-wars-3-dialogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/2005\/03\/13\/exclusive-star-wars-3-dialogue\/","title":{"rendered":"EXCLUSIVE! Star Wars 3 dialogue!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith<\/b><\/p>\n

Scene: Dialogue from the Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi duel<\/p>\n

OBI-WAN: Come back to the light side, worthy adversary.
\nANAKIN: 'Tis but a scratch.
\nOBI-WAN: A scratch? Your arm's off!
\nANAKIN: No, it isn't.
\nOBI-WAN: Well, what's that, then?
\nANAKIN: I've had worse.
\nOBI-WAN: You liar!
\nANAKIN: Come on, you pansy! (more fighting)
\n[OBI-WAN chops ANAKIN's other arm off]
\nOBI-WAN: Victory is mine! The light side has triumphed!…
\nANAKIN: Hah! (kicks Obi-Wan) Come on, then.
\nOBI-WAN: What?
\nANAKIN: Have at you! [kick]
\nOBI-WAN: Eh. You are indeed brave, Anakin, but the fight is mine.
\nANAKIN: Oh, had enough, eh?
\nOBI-WAN: Look, you stupid b******d. You've got no arms left.
\nANAKIN: Yes, I have.
\nOBI-WAN: Look!
\nANAKIN: Just a flesh wound. [kick]
\nOBI-WAN: Look, stop that.
\nANAKIN: Chicken! [kick] Chicken!
\nOBI-WAN: Look, I'll have your leg. [kick] Right!
\n[OBI-WAN chops ANAKIN's right leg off]
\nANAKIN: Right. I'll do you for that!
\nOBI-WAN: You'll what?
\nANAKIN: Come here!
\nOBI-WAN: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
\nANAKIN: I'm invincible!
\nOBI-WAN: You're a looney.
\nANAKIN: The dark side always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. [kick\/whop]
\n[OBI-WAN chops ANAKIN's last leg off and pushes him into lava pit]
\nANAKIN: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
\nOBI-WAN: Come on, Padme, let's get you to the delivery room.
\nANAKIN: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You jedi b******s! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!<\/p>\n

\nCheers to Herman for sending this. May the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch never hit thee. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
\nScene: Dialogue from the Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi duel
\nOBI-WAN: Come back to the light side, worthy adversary.
\nANAKIN: 'Tis but a scratch.
\nOBI-WAN: A scratch? Your arm's off!
\nANAKIN: No, it isn't.
\nOBI-WAN: Well, what's that, then?
\nANAKIN: I've had worse.
\nOBI-WAN: You liar!
\nANAKIN: Come on, read more »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}