Last night, I suffered some very very bad bathroom episodes, and while pondering about this annoyance as I sat on my 'throne', I narrowed it down to some bad “Trader Joe's” strawberry juice. Curse you FRESH STRAWBERRY JUICE.<\/p>\n
\nAfter taking some Prince of Wales tea and a tablet of Imodium A\/D, the annoyance somewhat died down and I went to bed without supper (but for the tea).<\/p>\n
\nThis morning, my mom — who will be flying to the Philippines tonight for my grandpa's funeral — told me that I need to take it easy and just eat saltine crackers and more tea for breakfast. Ahhhh. I was soooo looking forward to eating the Carnitas they had for supper last night, too.<\/p>\n
\nMy point? Don't go drinking Trader Joe's<\/i> Strawberry Juice, unless you're into that sitting-on-your-throne-for-hours-kind-of-thing. >.<\n\n
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Last night, I suffered some very very bad bathroom episodes, and while pondering about this annoyance as I sat on my 'throne', I narrowed it down to some bad “Trader Joe's” strawberry juice. Curse you FRESH STRAWBERRY JUICE.<\/p>\n
After taking some Prince of Wales tea and a tablet of Imodium A\/D, the annoyance somewhat died down read more