{"id":211,"date":"2006-05-12T09:55:10","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T17:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.radragon.com\/giornale\/index.php?op=ViewArticle&amp;articleId=588&amp;blogId=1"},"modified":"2006-05-12T09:55:10","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T17:55:10","slug":"i-r-baboon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/2006\/05\/12\/i-r-baboon\/","title":{"rendered":"I R Baboon."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the other day, after an semi-exhausting day of work, I clock off, go to the parking garage, and drive onto the &#039;Monthly\/Prepaid&#039; exit lane&#8230; As I rolled down my window and pulled out my keycard, the guard takes the keycard from my hand and waves it in front of my car. I was like, &#8220;whoa! how&#039;d you do that?&#8221; half-joking but definitely amazed. The guy asks if I was new, and I was like, &#8220;er, not really&#8221; &#8212; so then he points to this thing on the ceiling of the garage: it was this huge freakin&#039; receiver thingy for the keycard. It turns out, I didn&#039;t need to roll down my window and &#039;wave&#039; the card over this yellow ticket kiosk cos this receiver thingy does the trick&#8230; DOH! Flash back to the 3 weeks prior wherein every single morning and evening, I&#039;d furiously wave the darn keycard in front of the yellow kiosk thingy, utterly frustrated and baffled why the stupid arm won&#039;t lift up. The parking garage pwnz0red me. >_<<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the other day, after an semi-exhausting day of work, I clock off, go to the parking garage, and drive onto the &#039;Monthly\/Prepaid&#039; exit lane&#8230; As I rolled down my window and pulled out my keycard, the guard takes the keycard from my hand and waves it in front of my car. I was like,  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/2006\/05\/12\/i-r-baboon\/\"> read more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.radragon.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}